also like I love how avengers infinity war was about having AS MANY CHARACTERS AS POSSIBLE and avengers: endgame is just like here’s eight white people
thanos’ snap was as random as an airport’s random security check
Me, eating Apple slices with my rats in the dark: were a lot alike you and i. We eat we sleep we live trapped in our comfort zones never doing anything more than the usual. Your cage is physical you have an excuse but me? What stops me from getting up and leaving all that I know? Nothing but social obligation. But you seem satisfied in your space, to climb your walls and rest and shit and eat. Perhaps there is wisdom in that.
My rats, eating apples with me in the dark : crunchcrunchcrunch crunchcrumch crunchcrunchcrunch
IF YOU TAILGATE ME IN THE SLOW LANE IN YOUR JACKED UP TRUCK WITH YOUR BRIGHTS ON, I WILL FIRST CHECK TO SEE IF YOU ARE TRYING TO WARN ME OF A SERIAL KILLER IN MY BACKSEAT LIKE THAT “SCARY STORIES TO TELL IN THE DARK” STORY, AND IF YOU ARENT, I WILL CONTINUE AT MY PRESENT SPEED
